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I love Cheryl Tweedy, it’s that simple, I want her to be my girlfriend. She took two annoying fashion trends, the mom jeans and the skinny jeans, mixed them up to form the skinny mom jeans and makes them look so hot I even want a pair. They’d show off my balls with a nice little moose knuckle but that’s the price you pay for beauty.

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I’m not too familiar with Blake Lively, I know she’s pretty hot and she’s on some TV show but that’s about it. However, if she keeps walking around in outfits like this I’m going to have to pay more attention to her. Here she is outside the David Letterman show without any pants on showing off her long sexy legs. I really hope this becomes a new trend.

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I don’t have any idea who this blonde beauty is, I think her name is Katie Downes, but I guess I don’t really need to know much. She’s walking the streets in sexy lingerie, that’s good enough. Whoever she is, I’m pretty sure I want to make babies with her, or at least try… Over and over again.

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Here are some good ole fashion Pamela Anderson pictures for you die hard Pamela fans. I know you guys still exist. Hey, even I’ll admit I still enjoy her titties every once in a while. It’s the only thing left that’s youthful on her. Anyway, she doesn’t look all that bad in these shots, so enjoy.

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Yesterday I posted some hot sweaty Megan Fox bikini pictures so today I wanted to show that she’s more than just a piece of meat for me to devour by letting you see her classier movie star side. Here she is at the Eagle Eye premiere looking like the kind of woman you’d like to take home to…… Who am I kidding? I’d like to tear her apart with a side of mashed potatoes and some delicious gravy.

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If you’re in the mood for pictures of a British nobody lounging around a pool in her bikini with her softy manfriend, you’ll love these shots of Big Brother UK’s Chanelle Hayes in Ibiza. I’ve been to Ibiza and she’s got to be the best looking Brit in a bikini that place has ever seen, normally the girls are hungover sunburnt chubby slappers lying by the pool like giant seals sunning themselves

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Last time I looked it was still summer. So why is Rachel Bilson wearing a winter hat? I hate this look, and I hate it even more when dudes wear winter hats in warm weather. It’s retarded. Anyway, at least the rest of Rachel looks pretty damn good. And I’m digging her skinny jeans and flimsy tank top. However, she’ll still have to be punished for her douchebaggery.

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It’s a good thing Rosario Dawson is wearing a cleavage revealing dress because with that make up on she’s looks like drag queen. Now I know some of you get off on that but remember Rosario is a woman and usually looks like one so your sick twisted fetish is no good here. Sorry to break the news to you. Anyway, here she is at the Eagle Eye premiere.

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I hate to say this because I know I’ll regret it later but Britney Spears is looking like a fine piece of ass once again. I hope she continues down this path because I hate wasting my time saying she’s hot one day and then the other having to retract my statement. I lose all credibility and it’s exhausting. That said, I like my bitches to be consistent. Now if only my girlfriend would be

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There’s a theme going on today: D-list celebrities. First Jodie Marsh, then Tila Tequila, and now Traci Bingham. Here she is grocery shopping after auditions for her new reality show. Yes, Traci Bingham managed to get a reality show. I don’t know what it’s about, but I can assure you the focus will be on her melons. Finally, a reality show I can get into.

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I know a lot of you think Tila Tequila is a big phony, but that’s OK. Like I said before I don’t care if she’s really bisexual or not, all I care about are her boobs, and as you can see we’ve got plenty of them in these pictures. Anyway, here she is arriving at the airport in LA and all I have to say is I’m jealous of the lucky bastard who gets to use those as pillows during his flight.

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I don’t know if Jodie Marsh got a new boob job, but the way she’s been flaunting them lately you’d think so. Anyway, no matter how big those puppies get nothing in the world can help this hot mess. She’s like an accident waiting to happen - you know you shouldn’t look, but you just can’t help it. 7 more pictures of Jodie Marsh here

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Unlike Jessica Simpson and her Daisy Dukes, Fergie decided to wear some mom shorts. Obviously Jessica wins, but this is the first time that mom shorts look somewhat hot on a broad. And surprisingly that broad is Fergie. Now I know maybe I’ll regret saying this later, but I can’t help but stare at her ass. You have to admit, it’s kind of tempting. 21 more pictures of Fergie here

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Continuing with the no-name reccurring theme this Tuesday, here’s Joanna Krupa at the Ed Hardy swimsuit fashion show. As always, Joanna is damn sexy. There’s not much else to say about her other than that she looks great in a bikini and she’s lucky to have made it as a glamour model, because she could have easily been a stripper or porn star for that matter. Then again, I think that about any

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So it looks like Audrina Patridge took my advice about spending all your time in a bikini when you have fake tits, because here she is in one at the DKNY Jeans Beach House. And all I have to say is WOW! She’s got one sweet ass tight body! Enjoy. more pictures of Audrina Patridge in a bikini here

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Here’s Christina Aguilera out and about showing off her milky silicone solution. That baby of hers must be getting quite the healthy diet. Judging by the looks of it, I’m guessing it’s about feeding time because if those things get any bigger, I’m afraid I’m going to pop.

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Here’s aging porn star Tera Patrick at the High Times Magazine cover party and the launch of her new radio show Rockstar/Pornstar. If you ask me, the girl looks like she’s taken one too many penises over the last decade because for a 30 something year old, she doesn’t looks a day younger than 40. So I guess making the transition from porn to radio is just a natural progression. No one has to

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Here’s Rachel Bilson at The Whitney Contemporaries’ Art Party and Auction. And speaking of art, that little body of Rachel’s is a tiny masterpiece. I want to own it. 19 more pictures of cutie Rachel Bilson here

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Well, considering she’s wearing the same style outfit, this is sort of a continuation of yesterday’s Hilary Duff post. She’s got the short shorts, cowboy boots, and she’s rockin’ the pasty white legs. I guess when you like something you stick with it. Personally, I think this look is hooker chique and I seriously hope it doesn’t catch on, because it’s just confusing. I mean, I don’t want to be

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Here’s British nobody Danielle Lloyd rocking some serious cleavage at some premiere. I have to say, this is the best I’ve seen Danielle look. Usually when she’s out she looks like some washed-up Britsh skank but hey, she cleans up well. I still don’t know what the hell she does or why she’s semi-famous, but that’s not really important. What is important is that her breasts make for some good

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People say I focus too much on women’s breasts so I decided to do a post on Kellie Pickler’s ass. Even though it’s hard considering the girl has fake tits, but this post isn’t about tits, it’s about Kellie rocking those tight jeans and getting me excited. So excited, I think I need a sex change.

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I get confused with all the girl bands from across the pond. There’s so many of them, they all end up looking the same. But here is Natasha Hamilton from the group Atomic Kitten (I hope I got the right) in a bikini with some dude who I will call the Guy who gets to play with her big fake breasts. That or some soccer player, because that’s what all the girls over there seem to date. Anyway, I’m

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Seeing a Pamela Anderson upskirt is nothing new, but what makes these pictures unique is that she is wearing panties and that’s a good thing, because at her age the last thing I want to see is her coochie. I have to admit though, Pammy has some pretty decent legs which funny enough is probably the only part of her body that hasn’t been butchered by some plastic surgeon.

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Here’s Melanie Brown attempting the famous Jessica Alba bikini ass pose but unfortunately the angle’s all wrong. I don’t know how she managed to screw it up but it doesn’t matter anyway, her booty doesn’t have what it takes to compete. Maybe a few years ago. Anyway, at least she’s got the funbags going for her because without those, I think we’d be looking at the next Mr. Universe.

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Here’s Hilary Duff out in Hollywood looking like her fine self as usual and giving us a little profile shot of the day. As you guys know, I’ve been keeping track of Hilary’s profile and breast development for the last little while and my non-professional opinion is that Hilary is padded. I don’t know if it’s a padded bra or “permanent pads”, that’s still open for debate, but I’m glad I cleared

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Kate Beckinsale was at a Malibu beach the other day with her family and decided not to wear a bikini. This, my friends, is a major disappointment. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. On the bright side, she does have nice knees.

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Here’s Mario Lopez with Dancing With The Stars girlfriend Karina Smirnoff having some fun at the beach and getting a little nipple action while he’s at it. Now I know it’s easy to make fun of Mario because he’s on the same level of cheesiness as Ryan Seacrest, but the reality is that most of you guys haven’t been that close to a women’s nipple before. So the real joke is on you.

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Well, I know a lot of you were waiting for the day when Emma Watson turned 18, and that day came last week. And not only did it arrive, it arrived with a bang! Here she is heading out for her birthday party and giving her first upskirt moment! Now that’s turning 18 in Hollywood with style. Warning, NSFW and little hairy.

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I think these photos of Hilary Duff are for Cosmo but I’m not too sure and I’m too lazy to find out. However, they once again bring up questions about Hilary’s boobs. Were they enhanced or not? Not that I care if she got a boob job, I just need to know because I’m trying to figure out what I should call them. Tits or funbags? Yup, it’s not easy being a blogger!

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Here are some new Keeley Hazell topless and bikini candids from her latest photoshoot. As you guys know, Keeley has always been a favorite of mine and each and every time I see her topless, I get blown away by how perfect her breasts are. They’re so perfect, I wonder if the girl is even human! Anyway, who cares? Alien or not, the girl is one fine, fine creature. Enjoy.

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Here’s Gisele Bundchen showing some boobage at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala. I’m not a fan of these types of events because I hate when women dress up for these occasions, it pretty much goes against every thing I stand for. But since everybody and their mom is at this event, I have to do my job and report it. More over-dressed cleavage to come…

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Well, this is an odd pairing: Pink with Bai Ling. Here they are both in their bikinis kayaking in Malibu, and guess what? I’m not turned on in the least. It’s one lesbian fantasy that just doesn’t work. I know I said earlier that I dig Bai Ling but that was in transfer of money kind of way, and Pink I definitely can’t get it up for. The thought of both our rock hard bodies pressed against each

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Here’s Megan Fox on the set of her movie Jennifer’s Body in which she plays a hot cheerleader who kills her male classmates. Now I don’t know if this is a romantic comedy or a horror movie, because the thought of Megan Fox killing me after I’m done killing her, if you know what I mean, is worth the consequences. Don’t you agree?

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Heidi Montag and her boyfriend went on the Tyra Banks show and confirmed that there was indeed a Lauren Conrad sex tape. However, they don’t know if it still exists nor have they seen it. So that pretty much means that it must be true! Anyway, I honestly don’t know why people make such a big deal about sex tapes. I mean, everyone has one these days. Even I do. And you can easily find it on

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Here’s Hilary Duff at the War Inc. premiere. In case you didn’t know, Hilary plays a slutty Russian popstar which pretty much explains the reason why this is my most anticipated movie of the year. Anyway, Rick from Tunaflix is at Tribeca and saw the film the other day and reviewed it. You can check it out here. Also if you haven’t seen Hilary Duff’s scorpion clip, you don’t want to miss it.

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Here’s Megan Fox arriving at the Vancouver airport and giving the Paparazzi the finger. I know it’s not very ladylike but who cares? Not when all I can concentrate on are those sweet pouty lips of hers. Seriously, I’d let her finger me anytime. That’s right, I said it.

Adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6296290515826834698.post-8791068928697381682008-04-06T19:40:00.000-07:002008-04-06T19:42:31.629-07:00

Here are some new Keeley Hazell topless and bikini candids from her latest photoshoot. As you guys know, Keeley has always been a favorite of mine and each and every time I see her topless, I get blown away by how perfect her breasts are. They’re so perfect, I wonder if the girl is even human! Anyway, who cares? Alien or not, the girl is one fine, fine creature. Enjoy.

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Here’s Cameron Diaz showing off her long sexy legs in the latest GQ Magazine. This is one of the better photoshoots I’ve seen from them and it brings back memories of the Cameron we fell in love with in The Mask. So is this a sign of more Cameron hotness to come in the future? Let’s hope so, because I’d really like to find out where those legs end.

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Well this should put an end to who’s hotter, Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova? Looking at them side by side, clearly it’s not much of a competition; Anna wins hands down. Now don’t get me wrong, Sharapova is not bad herself, but she would only be good for warming up my tennis balls for when me and Anna do a little mixed doubles.

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I don’t know who Andy Baldwin is, but I’m guessing he’s another one of the Baldwin brothers. I do know that he’s at least 30 years younger than Marla Maples. Here they are at the beach, and for an old bag Marla still has it going on, in a weird grandma type of way. Anyway, regardless of the fact that Marla is well preserved for her age, this relationship just doesn’t sit well with me because

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Mariah Carey performed on SNL this weekend and, as usual, she was wearing one of the typical Mariah Carey outfits she’s been wearing since ‘98. Not that I’m complaining though, short skirts never go out of style. Especially when they’re short enough to see her panties. Anyway, I’d like to call this an upskirt moment, but since Mariah has coordinated her panties with her skirt, I don’t think she

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This month’s Complex Magazine has a photo shoot of some smokin’ hot no-name model Catalina White dressed as Roller Girl. And since I’m all about giving exposure to hot no-name models, I wanted to bring attention to this chick because well, she’s f%ckin’ hot and I want to see more of her! Anyway, if you’re anywhere near the same league as Catalina, please send me your photos. I’ll make you a

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Here are some pictures of Heidi Montag carefully exiting a car, so as not to show an upskirt moment - which is lame, considering the only talent she might have could be right there in between her legs. Now, I’ve been an admirer of Heidi’s ever since she got her boob job and nose job, but this is no way to give back to her one loyal fan, who’s supported her when nobody else would. Once again, a

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Here are some Melanie Brown bikini pictures for those of you who care. Personally, I find it very unattractive to see a woman smoke, unless it’s after sex and then it’s a must. Hence, the reason I smoke two packs a day. Yes, I’m a rock star.

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Here’s the super hot Kelly Brook giving us some thong action while out for lunch with boyfriend Billy Zane. Looking at these photos, you will notice Billy having a good laugh while Kelly fixes her jeans. But don’t think for one second he’s laughing because of Kelly’s embarrassment. Nope. He’s laughing at all of us for being the luckiest son of the bitch in the world.

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Lucy Pinder sure loves to talk about her boobs a lot! Here she is getting rubbed down by a sexy masseuse while talking about how her breasts never stopped growing as a child. It’s a three minute video, but trust me, every second is well worth it. If only the massage would have gone little longer, I’m pretty sure there would have been a happy ending!

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Lindsay Lohan was in New York the other day rockin’ those tights and f%ck me boots again! It’s as if all this girl ever wears are spandex or tights. You’d think with all the money she has she’d change it up a bit. Not that I’m complaining though, I love this look - but the gossipy girl in me thinks it’s a little too repetitive. The girl in me also wants to dive right in between those legs and

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Here’s Kristin Cavallari at the Bebe Spring/Summer 2008 Collection preview looking cute as always, but wearing a bra. When will she ever learn that the only thing us guys are interested in now is seeing her naked? Not some bad movie she’ll most likely be in, or pictures of her doing her daily errands. Because times up baby, you’re not a star. That’s the “reality”.

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Here’s Kristen Bell at the Alzheimer Association’s 16th annual “A Night at Sardis” and you know one thing is for sure, that old guy she’s with won’t forget her cleavage. You’d have be a vegetable to forget that.

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I don’t watch wrestling, but it turns out that one of their Divas, Maria Kanellis, is in this month’s Playboy magazine. Now even though Playboy is run by an old man stuck in a huge generation gap and produces some of the lamest content/pictorials, I’m glad to see they put this thing on the cover. It’s weird-looking, but for some reason I find myself attracted to it. Maybe it’s because I’m

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OMG! How cute is Camilla Belle? She could give Rachel Bilson a run for her money. In fact, if Rachel wants to keep getting the attention I’ve been giving her, she’d better act soon and do “something”, because if this new movie 10,000 B.C does well, and I hope it does, you’ll be seeing a lot more Camilla Belle here on Hollywood Tuna. And then in every magazine after that, because everybody

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Those Entourage guys are damn lucky! They get to order in call girls to their set. I guess that’s the perks when you have a hit TV show. Ha Ha Ha the joke’s on you. That’s no call girl, that’s Kim Kardashian. She’s actually a porn star.

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Damn, Eva Mendes‘ breasts are damn perky! You know, this isn’t the first time I’ve written about them, and they’re becoming somewhat of a mystery. Now either she wears a bra that’s a few sizes too small, or she’s been blessed with the greatest rack of all time. All I know is, it’s time I made like Angela Lansbury and did some investigating.

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I know I gave Kate Beckinsale the award for last night’s Hottest Piece Of Ass but that was before I saw these photos of Sofia Vergara and her enormous cha-chas ! All I can say is, Wow! She wins hands down! Sorry Kate, better luck next year.

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Here’s my new favorite hottie Cheryl Tweedy spoiling what could have been my first opportunity to check out her boobs by wearing a bra under her t-shirt. Usually I get mad when a celebrity ruins a see-through moment, but since Cheryl is absolutely the most stunning thing I’ve laid eyes on in the last 24 hours, I’ll forgive her this one time. But if she thinks she can head out and pull a stunt

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For all you out there that say Jessica Simpson isn’t pretty, here she is arriving at JFK airport with no makeup on and proving you wrong. The girl is absolutely gorgeous! The only complaint I have is that she hasn’t been dressing appropriately lately. It’s as if every time Jessica gets a new boyfriend she covers herself up, and when she’s single she goes out looking like this! So let’s hope

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Here’s Paris Hilton posing topless in the latest 944 Magazine. I know we all hate her, but let’s pretend this is the first time we’ve ever seen her. I know it’s hard to do but in order to enjoy these pictures of a half-naked skinny blond chick, it’s the only way. Try it, it almost works.

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What do you get when you put Hilary Duff alongside Japanese pop sensation Yuna Ito? You get the tastiest California sushi role ever! Now don’t tell me you wouldn’t want to take a bite out of that!

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Gallery of Shay Laren celebrity hollywood

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Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman were at another ‘The Other Boleyn Girl‘ premiere. I don’t understand how a movie can have so many premieres, I thought the whole concept of a premiere meant that it’s pretty much a one time deal. But by the time this movie actually hits theaters, it seems like everyone will have already seen the damn thing at one of the premieres - except you, but that’s

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Here’s Attack of The Show’s Olivia Munn showing some serious cleavage at the Semi-Pro premiere. Speaking of serious cleavage, our very own Sandee Westgate was named one of the Top Ten Women of the Web last week by AOTS. So it would only be fair that I return the praise and make Olivia Hollywood Tuna’s Cleavage Girl of the Week! Congrats!

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Here’s Cheryl Tweedy and the rest of her band mates from the group Girls Aloud. I’m pretty sure most of you don’t know who they are, but don’t worry, I’ve never heard one of their songs either. That said, Cheryl is absolutely smoking hot and definitely worthy of a post (among other things). So for all you kids across the pond, I’m sure seeing all the members of Girls Aloud in bikinis must be a

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You know ever since Britney Spears family intervened in her life I thought she would be on her way to a mental recovery but nope she’s worse! She needs to get her ass far away from them because it’s not working and these pictures of her flashing her coochie are proof. At least that’s my professional opinion. But you know, maybe Britney’s actually completely sane, and we’re the one’s that are

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I know I’m a day late with these Alyssa Milano pictures considerng the NBA All-star game was over the weekend (blame it on yesterday’s Lindsay Lohan madness), but I love Alyssa Milano. Long before Lindsay was getting naked, Alyssa was doing it at the drop of a dime! That said, I think it’s about time Alyssa shows these young girls how it’s really done!

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Here’s Hilary Duff all dolled up and out on a date with her boyfriend Mike Comrie of the New York Islanders. I’d say something negative about Mike because I don’t like other men stealing my women (yes, I truly believe I have a chance with Hilary, or any other hot celebrity, for that matter), but he’s a pretty good hockey player and I like having all my teeth. So Mike, congrats on scoring and

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Here are some lame pictures of Avril Lavigne in Miami having fun with one of her friends in a pool. They’re lame because there aren’t any full-body bikini shots, and judging by the small hint of cleavage we’re seeing from Avril, that’s a major let down! I know the girl may be the most obnoxious celebrity around, but her body is damn tight. My girlfriend is obnoxious too, but she has a great

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Here’s Paris Hilton at some shindig in Boston struggling to keep her flimsy dress from falling off, and what appears to be simulating oral sex with a microphone. Well, at least that’s what she should be doing because, honestly, who really cares what Paris has to say? I feel bad for the person that had to use that microphone after her. Poor guy is going to wake up with a little surprise on his

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Fergie was showing off her funbags at the Movie Rocks event yesterday. Now, I know there are mixed feelings when it comes to Fergie, but I’m pretty sure that 99% of you like boobs, and she’s showing a lot of ‘em. So enjoy Fergie and her silicon-filled cleavage, because without them, this post would have never existed.

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If there’s one thing I hate writing about it’s fashion, but Fergie is wearing the most ridiculous pair of purple mom jeans I’ve ever seen. Who the hell wakes up in the morning, puts those on, and says “Damn. I look good!”? Now, for all you impressionable young teens out there, take a close look at what Fergie’s wearing and never, I repeat never attempt to pull this look off. It’s fu#@in’ ugly

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Wow! Keeley Hazell has done it again! Here she is promoting Lynx body spray in a bikini and all I can think is, it must be my birthday. I’m absolutely speechless, because normally we only see Keeley in photoshoots. To see her like this, looking better than some photoshopped picture has blown me away! Anyway, this is a real treat for you guys, so enjoy!

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Here’s Bar Refaeli in a bikini with Leonardo DiCaprio. If you can’t tell by the looks of her, Bar is a supermodel, and that makes Leo a pretty lucky guy for being able to bang her on a daily basis. So, knowing that tidbit of information, now you guys can really appreciate these pictures to their fullest. Enjoy!

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Fergie was showing off her booty and legs at the The Black Eyed Peas‘ 4th Annual Peapod Foundation Benefit Concert. I hate to admit this, but she looked pretty hot. I guess in my old age I’m beginning to get less picky. So ladies, if you want a piece of me, now’s your chance. Send your photos. Quick, before I get corrective laser eye surgery.

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Here’s Kim Kardashian at the beach covering her big fat ass once again. I hate girls that are insecure. It’s the most unattractive quality to have, even more so than a little too much junk in the trunk. That said, good thing my penis isn’t writing this post right now, because he’s on strike until I give him better working conditions.

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Well, now that the Transformers hype has died off, this is sort of a reminder to you all about how hot Megan Fox is. Not like you’ve forgotten, but Megan hasn’t been running around at the beach in her bikini, making sex tapes or having lesbian coke parties, so you can understand why material is limited. Too bad! I was expecting more from her!

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Sexy movie star Elisha Cuthbert has laughed off reports she’s being courted to pose nude in Playboy, insisting she is too modest to bare all. The actress states she’ll only strip on camera if it’s absolutely necessary, admitting she currently calls for a body double whenever nudity is needed.Source As a fan, this is very disappointing news. I don’t want to believe that Elisha Cuthbert would

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I’d like to start off by saying that I don’t like Elisha Cuthbert’s ridiculous glasses, short hair, and the fact that she smokes. But I do like that she’s in a bikini and has got some serious nipple action going on. You know, after seeing last year’s Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, I thought we may have lost her to the battle of the bulge. I’m glad she trimmed down, and proved once again that

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Rihanna says being with Josh Hartnett "just feels right".The 'Umbrella' singer - who has previously denied dating the actor, saying they are just good friends - knew they were made for each other when they met partying in New York last October.She said: "It's good to be friends first. I don't find it too hard to talk to guys - I have a million guy friends. It helps if you have

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Britney Spears' family have accused 'Dr. Phil' McGraw of betraying them.Britney's parents Jamie and Lynne claim the US TV therapist - who visited the singer while she was in Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center over the weekend - used their daughter's meltdown as a publicitystunt and have blamed him for "compromising" their relationship with the singer.Lynne's spokesperson Lou Taylor told US

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Britney Spears' family and friends are determined to see the singer committed into a mental institution.Those close to the singer, including her parents Jamie and Lynne, are convinced Britney is suffering from a serious bipolar disorder and needs to seek professional help.Her family are so concerned they are willing to go to court to seek an order under California's Welfare and

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Jennifer Aniston is reportedly desperate to have a baby and wants a friend to donate sperm.The 38-year-old actress, who is said to be dating 'Sex and the City' hunk Jason Lewis, has reportedly told best pal Courteney Cox that she wants one of her male friends to help her conceivea child.A source close to the actress said: "With her biological clock now ticking urgently, Jen's weighing up

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Man, I love this skank! I know most of you hate this chick, but for me Heidi Montag defines everything I want in a woman: dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless. Call me a romantic, I know it’s pathetic! Anyway, enjoy these new bikini pics and especially enjoy the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose.

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Free with the price of admission! In what’s looking more and more like a carefully-calculated publicity move, Jessica Biel now informs us she will indeed strip down for the upcoming drama Powder Blue. According to US Magazine, “The actress, 25, signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see – including shots of her breasts (nipples from the front and side) and her butt

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Jessica Biel has been cast as the lead in the romantic comedy “Easy Virtue,” based on the Noel Coward play, for London-based Ealing Studios. Source According to the Hollywood Reporter, Biel is set to play an American divorcee who travels to the south of France, only to meet and marry a wealthy young Englishman (played by Ben Barnes). Think you’ve seen it before? Well, here’s the twist: upon

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Fun and Bags came out this weekend to help promote the Roberto Cavalli Flagship Store Opening. You know, it’s always nice to have two well-known public figures by your side when opening up a new venture - there’s just no greater publicity. On another note, Victoria Beckham showed up a few seconds later sporting new blond highlights in her hair. And doesn’t she look fabulous!

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She may look like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, but Hilary Duff’s fans were left shocked after witnessing the star performing a lap dance at the weekend. The pretty actress - who shot to fame in kids’ TV show Lizzie maguire - treated her ice hockey star boyfriend MIKE COMRIE to the saucy performance at exclusive New York hot spot Tenjune. A partygoer said: “Hilary was having a wild night,

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Jessica Alba is about to add a new credit to her IMDB profile: mother. The actress is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren, her rep says. “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” the star’s spokesperson, Brad Cafarelli, tells People magazine.Source Well, I guess Jessica Alba can kiss her movie career goodbye because after you

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Here’s Angelina Jolie at the Ocean’s Thirteen premiere in Cannes. Now I don’t normally do posts on Angelina because she’s too busy saving the world. And while that’s noble and all, it’s not very sexy. Forgive me. I know I’m shallow, and I can admit I’m probably going to go to hell for some of the things I’ve written over the years. But guess what? So are most of you for tuning in and reading

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Here are pictures of Amanda Bynes at the launch of her new clothing line DEAR. Yes, here’s yet another example of a young actress trying to cash in on what little fame she has. And who can blame her? Kids these days’ll buy anything. But I’m getting sidetracked, I didn’t really want to talk about Amanda selling cheap clothing. What I originally wanted to discuss was what a hot piece of ass she’

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How cute can Rachel Bilson get? I know I’ve said this a million times before, but I still can’t get over it. She’s 26 years old, but she looks like she’s 18! What’s her secret? Is she on some kind of age-defying magic pill? I’ve gotta know because I just want to give her a lollipop, have her bounce on my lap, and ask her what she wants for Xmas.

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Is it me or is Halle Berry like a fine wine that keeps getting better with age? I know she was always gorgeous but with these recent pictures of her that keep pouring out, I’m falling more and more in love with her. Ok, that’s a stretch since I’m incapable of loving anyone but myself but I can fall in love with certain body parts of Halle Berry. Can you guess which ones?

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Well if there was ever a reason to stay home Friday night, Paris Hilton returning to the Late Show with David Letterman is it! If you recall, the last time she appeared David grilled her so badly Paris looked like she was going to cry! This time though she’s out supporting her new film, and it ought to be even more fun seeing what he has to say about that. Anyway, it’s a good thing for Tivo,

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I’m looking forward to this - Rachel Bilson in a bikini for GQ Magazine! I have to give GQ credit, somehow they manage to get all the hotties in super sexy photo shoots. First, Lindsay Lohan, then Jessica Alba, then Rihanna, and now my future wife Rachel Bilson. Anyway, as soon as more pictures become available, you can be sure to find them here. *Update: Here is the rest of the set! Man, this

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More Movie Babes:Charlize Theron Pictures At “In The Valley Of Elah” PremiereRachel Nichols Pictures At “Resurrecting The Champ” PremiereRachel Stevens Pictures At “The Bourne Ultimatum” PremiereRebecca Gayheart Pictures At “Rush Hour 3″ Premiere

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All the coin that Paris thought she was going to get from her Hilton inheritance? It could be gone, gone, gone — and it’s all her grandfather’s fault. Barron Hilton announced Wednesday that he would be giving 97 percent of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity, specifically to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, putting Paris’ reported $30 million windfall in some doubt.Source Well, this would be

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Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham in San Jose with her awesomely retarted funbags. I think the funny thing about this tight little number is that she’s dressed like the Grammy award this album won’t win. I guess she thinks that if she dresses like one, maybe it’ll come, but the only thing that will come from this outfit is you. Pervert.

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I’m starting to admire Vida Guerra because she’s truly an inspiration to women who are not that pretty but still manage to get into big events. I bet she started off working her way into nightclubs and with perseverance, she earned the respect of bouncers and rap producers everywhere. Now look at her, she’s at the ‘Soul Train Awards’ all glammed up, posing for photographers. Now that’s a

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Here’s Hilary Duff performing in Sydney over the weekend. Yes, I know we’ve seen Hilary in this outfit many times, but she looks damn good in it and I’m digging her legs, even though they are short and stubby. It’s a new fetish of mine. You know, when you’re banging hot, tall, leggy models all day like I do, you need a change of pace once in a while.

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What does Paris Hilton like to do with her free time? Help the homeless? No. Save the children of Africa? No. What she likes to do is lie around in a bikini and look at pictures of herself. Now I know that isn’t really breaking news. In fact, you’re probably wondering why in the hell I’m even reporting on it. Well, even though I can’t stand Paris and what she stands for, I’m still a sucker for

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